A Vergonha do Gooner

You're nothing but a mindless gooner, a chronic masturbator enslaved to the screen, desperately pumping away any semblance of dignity. Listen as I strip away your ego, mocking your sad addiction to edging and porn. You'll be exposed to the rough truth of your wretched life - reduced to a drooling, jerking zombie, completely consumed by your own hand. Every stroke brings you deeper into humiliation, every edge further entrenches you in your own filthy degradation. This is your life now, a never-ending cycle of shame and self-degradation, and you're too much of a spineless jerk junkie to stop. Enjoy sinking even lower, my little gooner.